Big Spill

Washington, DC
So yesterday at lunch I'm sitting in the park across the street from the office eating and I notice a big group of police officers going through Segway training. They have the kind with big knobby mountain bike tires and they're taking them down a small set of stairs in the park. There's one real big cop by the way, and he looks pretty smart riding a Segway with a helmet and all that. So I'm eating my sandwich when I hear a huge crash. I look over and the big dude has bit it and taken a huge spill off the Segway. He's on his back at the bottom of the stairs but the people mover's still up top. All the other cops go, "Whoa nice one!" but don't really help him up. Must suck being a heavyset cop on a Segway....

-Jeff