so hello fellas..thought i would post something up here while im waiting for my laundry to be done. you guys are prob asking...why is hal in on a friday night doing his laundry? and well...this is the point of the post. whoever has the best answer as to why i am in...wins a drink on me...nay, two drinks. to be given out the next time i see each one of you. we will give the answers through the weekend. and then a vote next week. whoever's reason wins..wins two drinks.
now these are to be funny and witty. something that is not lacking in this group.
hope you guys are all well. and would someone please get married soon so we can all hang out again? thank you.
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Several weeks ago, our friend Hal was approached by a well known contestant from "Project Runway", and was asked to invest in the launch of a new line of clothing. Hal was especially flattered when told that the clothing line was to be modeled after his wardrobe. Hal invested his entire life savings ($134.83) in the endeavor, and also signed over his whole wardrobe after being promised a sizable dividend within 48 hours.
Unfortunately for Hal, this was all just an elaborate con put on by an out of options reality show washout. He was swindled out of his money. To replenish his savings, he must now work 7 days a week, wearing the only outfit he has left (Khakis and a Crate and Barrel Polo), and must stay home every night and wash them in an effort not to stink it up at the office, thus ruining his chances with the secretary.
Hmmm only one comment...well i think i'm just going to default to a long thursday night of hookers and blow led to taking time off friday night, because sometimes you need to rest and recharge after a night of hookers and blow...and there was laundry to be done.
thank you both for the effort. i have enjoyed very much both of these ideas. i think i should give til the end of the week anyone else who wants to give it a shot.
very funny stuff though gentlemen.
hal munger is six feet and eight inches tall. about eight years after Y2K on a blustery winter night in boston, mr. munger had a once in a lifetime encounter. for you see, on that fateful night hal discovered a species long believed to have gone the way of the dodo, the feng shui lioness. even before it was declared extinct three decades ago, few had seen the only creature more elusive than a snow leopard. it is said to be of average height, sporting a short silvery mane, wrinkly features, with bright red lips. many would argue that an encounter with the feng shui lioness would be a frightful one, but hal munger has fond memories of the occasion because it set off a series of events of raging mega-huge proportions. these events can only be described as a hot streak. later in the evening, still giddy from his encounter with the lioness, hal met a lovely lady and had a long evening of fun. not one week later, hal was out playing the field and when he scored another goal. this became somewhat of a pattern for hal, having countless conquests one after another. it took him a while, but late one friday afternoon, preparing for his twenty seventh or twenty eighth conquest, mr. munger realized he was wearing the same pair of camo shorts every night he had great success. camo shorts that happen to be the exact same pair he was wearing the night he met the feng shui lioness. thrilled at this new discovery, hal began running and jumping wildly when all of the sudden.... wooops! hal sharted in his lucky shorts.
which brings us to now, a lonely friday evening alone in his apartment. fearing that wearing a different pair of shorts would break the streak, and knowing that soiled lucky shorts probably do more harm than good, hal decided to stay in and clean his feng shui enchanted camo shorts.
hahahaha!
oh that was pretty good mr. martin!
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