Southwest wouldn't let you wear that

So this morning I was on the balcony doing what I always do at 8:30 in the morning... Avoiding work while finishing my morning coffee and simultaneously watching the vacation crowd jog off their hangovers, when I discovered the latest trend in women's fashion.

I present to you, the jogging skirt:



I am still searching for the male equivalent to this item of clothing, for I too have been plagued by a lack of formality in my workout attire. If any of you have a line on a nice quality pair of running slacks or Saucony wing-tips, I'm sick of feeling under dressed when I cruise by a bounce-walker in one of my old SYR T-shirts.