Friday, March 7, 2008

PSA: The Weekend of April 26th has been pronounced .....




The Official Unofficial caging of the sexual beast known as Patrick Grannan. After some careful deliberation, it was decided that the Officialy Unofficial Bachelor Party will be the weekend of April 26th due to the large influx of non DC residents into our nations capital all in the name of good times, good boos, and good friends. After painstaking considerations, it was determined such that, when 10 grown men attend a baseball game together, without a hint of lady friends near by...well, lets just say, we needed to have a good reason in our back pocket to throw at people who dared to question our greatness. And thus the Bachelor Party, nay I say Bachelor Weekend was born. So, by the power invested in Martin Nieve and Myself, I declare this The Weekend of Patrick!

No discussions or recounts of the Officialy Unofficial Pat Grannan Bachelor Extravaganza may be reproduced or recopied without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, Jimmy Eat World, or the fine ladies at Club Camelot. Thank you.

1 comment:

Munger said...

i want to make out with every single cougar i see in DC. that is my goal. and only together can we achieve this....are u guys up for it?
(thats what she said)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...beer and burgers on a thursday. woohoo!