Pulp Fiction is chock full o' good Samuel L Jackson quotes. It's tough picking a favorite one, but here's a quality exchange between him and John Travolta. I've tried to censor it slightly for all the kiddies out there.
Travolta: It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus' new wife. Is it as bad as eating her pu**y out? No, but it's the same fu**ing ballpark.
Samuel L: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating the b**ch out and giving the b**ch a foot massage ain't even the same fu**ing thing.
Travolta: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Samuel L: Ain't no fu**ing ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue and the holiest of holies ain't "the same fu**ing ballpark." It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fu**ing sport. Look, foot massages don't mean sh**.
Travolta: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Samuel L: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fu**ing master.
Travolta: You've given a lot of them?
Samuel L: Sh** yeah. Got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing.
Travolta: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Samuel L: Fu** you.
-Jeff
2 comments:
What ain't know country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What!?!
That is definitely one of his greatest characters
No country, *no* country
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