Immediately after viewing Brandon's post, I decided to use my time machine to travel a few years into the future and warn Phif of his impending doom. Unfortunately I miscalculated the date and arrived only seconds before Phil bathed his son in a delectable marinade, sprinkled on some paprika, and swallowed the toddler in one bite... it was startling.
In any case, I was able to use my camera phone to snap a photo of Phif. I will post it here in hopes that the terror expressed on his face will make Phil cease his baby eating ways, and perhaps alter the future so that the tragic events I witnessed do not take place.
-Brad
-Brad
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