Meet Lloyd Layton Golding

I bet you wish this guy sat next to you at work.

Layton Golding was a state champion rugby player in high school and college.
Layton Golding once lived in an igloo for three days.
Layton Golding has killed* over 30 Lacoste shirts.
Layton Golding has technical drawing abilities on par with Francis "Donkey Kong" Ching.
Layton Golding is the father of Andrei Golding**.
Layton Golding breezed through the Wendy's dollar menu challenge... for lunch.
Layton Golding knows a guys who once kicked a rugby ball so high that it hit an airplane.

*To kill a Lacoste shirt you have to sneak up on someone wearing one and bite the gator off with your teeth.
** Andrei Golding is responsible for one of the most recent know cases of shomitting.

These are all facts about L.L. Golding. Upon request, photographic evidence is available to back up many of these stories.