these are a few of my favorite things.

monkeys.

bears.

monkeys riding bicycles.

bears riding bicycles.

monkeys racing bears.

monkeys racing bears on bicycles.

really?

are the bears enjoying this?

i'm sure the monkeys are cool with it, but what is stopping the bears from eating their abusive handlers?

Sorry DC guys...

HUBRIS

The Second Coming of Questlove

This one's for you Settle.

Chicken Tetrazzini

Ingredients

* 1 pound cooked and drained spaghetti
* 5 chicken breasts, cooked and cubed
* 2 (10.75 ounce) cans condensed cream of chicken soup
* 2 1/4 cups water
* 1/4 cup butter
* 2 cubes chicken bouillon
* 1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese

Directions

1. Put cooked spaghetti into 9x13-inch baking dish. Place chicken on top of spaghetti.
2. In medium saucepan heat together soup, water, butter, and bouillon. Bring to a boil and then pour over the pasta and chicken. Put shredded cheese (to taste) on top and press down a bit.
3. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 25 minutes.
4. Seduce best friend's man.

Happy Holidays folks...

Let's Look at the Highlights

Hope everyone had a rockin' Christmas, I know I did! Look forward to invading New York with the lot of you and rocking out like my mom to Sexyback in the kitchen (happening RIGHT NOW). Bizarre. Maybe.

New York, SUIT UP.

Your TMNT II Moment of the Day

That is all. Snootchie bootchies.

and it's still hurting

Excellent New York City Advertising

This one's been on the back of a lot of city buses lately:


Question- What does this girl's ass have to do with Georgi Vodka?
Answer- It doesn't matter.

Another one I pass on the way to work every day:

Caption most certainly reads:
"AHHHH there's a snake behind you!"