Eduardo!

I have no words.

There are videos on YouTube.

Especially For K-Troos

I stumbled upon this today... and by stumbled I mean spent 5 minutes searching for. I watched the James Bond special on TV the other night and remembered the note you sent me a few weeks back... so to answer your question, yes, I have been watching.

Happy Birthday Jeff!

Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday Dear Niceguyjeeee
effffff!
Happy Birthday To You!

It's better with the guitar accompaniment don't you think?

In other news, who is D. Lewis?

Break.com had Hilarious Photos Today

I couldn't think of any photo to better celebrate life...well except for maybe one of Mams&Shams wearing her "To Busy to FCUK " shirt.This one is just funny cause it is a real product for itching or something like that...I didn't know monkey butt meant that either.

Horraaayy work!

-Blenk

To Jeff Pollack

Jimmy Eat World to play DC - April 26

April 26....Thats a Saturday everyone! They are playing a 6000 seat venue (Bender Arena) in downtown DC. Its actually, American University's gym. Tickets will likely go on sale this upcoming weekend, according to the shows announcement last Saturday. I'm not sure if tickets will go on sale to AU students first or if its all public, I will keep an eye on this development. Tell me you aren't interested, and I'll call you a liar. Shut up Greg.

- Blenk

Consider Boston Destroyed.

There's nothing like a good reunion. We tore Boston apart during my 48 hour stint. I know the guys weren't about to let up any as I was leaving, and that fact only made me more bitter about returning to work on a National Holiday. Hope you guys poured a few back for your boy. Man do I miss the old days.

- Blenk

More grand stories to follow. Including Hal...sleeping with the enemy.

Help make St. Patrick's Day a National Holiday!

Gentlemen,
A noble cause, demanding our attention.
Fight for a good cause!

http://www.proposition317.com/stpats.html

-Blenk

Let's make Feb. 14 the year's most sexist day on our blog!

Sooooo,
I just wanted to go ahead and congratulate one Marissa Miller on her fantastic cover grab on this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. This is the same girl that Mr. Berry, Boll, Brad, and I (Blenk) have been pining over for the past, I'm gonna say 6 years now. Freshman year was my introduction to her awesome work, and I can only say the hits keep coming. Marissa, we salute you....sschhhaaaaawwing!

She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.

-Blenk

so confused

i dont know what is going on. but all i can say is that i love when pre-arranged marriages go well. i mean we all know that is what happened with brit and k-fed. i just dont think that her parents are going to stone her to death because she is wearing western clothing. because...lets be honest here. shes a whore. but if we could stone her i think i would be, atleast 15th person in line. no deeper into the line because after the 15th person, stoning just isnt fun.

but on the subject of ellen...i dont like her. i mean isnt she a big star? doesnt she have her own show, and a commercial or two, and isnt she a lezbo? i dont know about you guys...but if i were a woman i dont know if i would ever come out of the house or even ever go on a computer. i think i might just sit in my room all day and touch myself.

in other news im not going to work today...for...i have other things to do.

to ouside readers, get a life.
to the regulars...Munger '08 (Green-MA) and yes i look like a stud in a stove top hat. and hope u all know im kidding around with all of this.

BOSTON, Valentine's Day Massacre.