Lazy Sunday

RIP Reading Rainbow

Reading Rainbow, which was born about the same time as most of us, is airing it's final episode today. For anyone familiar with the show this news is deeply saddening. If you've never seen the show, it featured Geordi La Forge, hyper-literate children, great books, thrilling animations, and an excellent theme song. But you don't have to take my word for it...

Feel free to share a eulogy in the comments section.

Naval Aviation

Not quite. Close though.

A couple videos from the training iz on my faceboox if you guys want to check them out. Like this:



and this!



I've also taken a ton of pictures of the survival training portion. Finish up next week. You know what that means. One week until i do nothing again, two weeks until we Wake up the Echoes, and three weeks until...wait for it....ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA. Oh Yes.

Too Many Good Choices....

Pulp Fiction is chock full o' good Samuel L Jackson quotes. It's tough picking a favorite one, but here's a quality exchange between him and John Travolta. I've tried to censor it slightly for all the kiddies out there.

Travolta: It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus' new wife. Is it as bad as eating her pu**y out? No, but it's the same fu**ing ballpark.
Samuel L: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating the b**ch out and giving the b**ch a foot massage ain't even the same fu**ing thing.
Travolta: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Samuel L: Ain't no fu**ing ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue and the holiest of holies ain't "the same fu**ing ballpark." It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fu**ing sport. Look, foot massages don't mean sh**.
Travolta: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Samuel L: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fu**ing master.
Travolta: You've given a lot of them?
Samuel L: Sh** yeah. Got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing.
Travolta: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Samuel L: Fu** you.


-Jeff

Hold On To Your Butts

I should be doing Aviation Navigation right now, but earlier today while I was getting lunch I decided to treat myself to a cheeseburger. I sat there for a moment, contemplating how the hamburger is a metaphor for the state of our Nation and the Health Care question. Then I slowly took a bite, with all these thoughts weighing on my conscience. I thought to myself, "MMMMM, This IS a tasty burger". Which got me to thinking about the greatest Samuel L. Jackson characters and one liners. I myself have a hard time answering this question and it seems like it would be a more "Top Five" type situation. But here's mine

Favorite Character: McDowell's Robber




Favorite Line: Die Hard with a Vengeance (the tv edited version)
John McClane: You don't know how to shoot a gun?
Zeus: Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist melonfarmer.


Let that sink in a little, then post a favorite of your own. I need the entertainment

KICKIN IT HERE....OLD SCHOOL

Too bad your ass got ssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkkkkeeeddddd

For those who were curious this was the first picture
that came up for "funny DC". They were all post me.
Post me. So I did.

So this is the first funny picture (2nd overall)
that came up for "funny dc". The kids parents
are pissed that I'm posting it on this blog but
whatever. This is the interwebs. Be careful what
you post people! To all those living in DC, it's been
classic! To alls y'alls who visited I hope it's been
great...cause imao.... it was. And to all those who
will experience my future visits...WHAT!?!?! (McFly)
Crazy!!...they'll be great.
Keep in touch my bitches!
GBollcrest out!
Well at least out of DC........