"I wouldn't even buy a glow in the dark towel..."

... and I'm a massive turd.

"Did the bosses like your AAA!aa!!AaaaD?"

Too bad Van Halen wasn't a crappy jazz band.

Happy Birthday Martin

Hey Tom, I think that's Martin over there. He's 25, let's ask him to rent us a car.

-Jeff

Only 343 days left to practice for:

Monty Python Upperclass Twit of the Year - Watch the best video clips here

people

no one has put up anything in a while. so i thought that i would.

happy thursday.  and remember, when u get little orange balls growing on your forehead....go to the doctor!!!

...or stop hanging out at that bar every week, its not good for you.

My Roommate is driving home... to Hawaii

As you may or may not know, my roommate hails from Aiea, Hawaii. For those of you who are counting consonants, you're correct... there's only two, and one entire word made up of vowels. In Hawaii's defense, they did have the English language forced upon them before the continental US was kind enough to send English teachers... but I digress. Dan recently google mapped a trip from our abode here in Seaside to his old stomping grounds on Honolulu, and was rather surprised that it would yeild a result, considering there is no "airplane" or "stowaway on carnival cruise ship" option on google maps.


A bridge? From Seattle to Honolulu? It can't be... LA or San Francisco would be a much more logical choice. Fear not good friends... there is no bridge:



Instead, Google suggests a refreshing 2,756 mi Kayak trip across the Pacific. Presumably, since the next few directions involve entering a 45mph road, you're towing you're vehicle on a barge behind that kayak. Words, I have none...

The only video missing is the Snuggie commercial