Pretty Good for an 18 year old.

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All your DC are Belong to US

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I Could Never get the Damn Words right...

must be the dyslexia






thought good to for laugh wednesday

Just Being Honest

I am so

F'ing

Excited

To see Pat this weekend.

-Jeff

No Politics Here

I make no political statements here, and will continue said trend. But I felt an overwhelming sense that if you hadn't seen this, then you just wouldn't be properly informed come election time.

Blenk

More to Follow, but the Portugal the Man show pretty much rocked.

If this video doesn't tell you everything you need to know, then well, you are one helpless SOB, and I don't have time to save your soul. I'll post some picks of the show that featured Portugal the Man, The Big Sleep, and Minus the Bear, all for FREE at Legends of ND this past weekend. One hell of a birthday present the University gave me after the long hours of deliberation they went through to decide how to celebrate my day of birth.

Not to be outdone by Notre Dame, Jeff hit me up with this, the awesomest of awesome t-shirts. We also celebrated Greg's half birthday on friday. His gift may take the cake though. The New album Scream, Aim, Fire from Bullet for my Valentine. Featuring the hit single Scream, Aim, Fire. "SCREAM, AIM, FIRE." So much head banging commenced that Greg actually self induced a migrane...or maybe that was the Old English 40 from the tailgate. Either way it was a pretty epic weekend in the Bend.

A bite of Bergen

I hope I'm not the only one who finds this CNN headline a little bit alarming.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TRAVEL/getaways/04/18/bergen/index.html

I Love Prime Time Television

So Deion Sanders and spouse are the latest entry into the always successful "Daily Life of a Celebrity Family" niche of Reality TV. As we have learned from previous forays into the category, these shows are always a slam dunk both for ratings and relationship health (e.g. The Newlyweds, The Osbournes, and Hogan Knows Best).



Nobody, apparently, ever bothered to inform Mrs. Sanders that when you marry a rich and successful man... you know, like the ONLY person to ever play in both the super bowl and the world series... or perhaps the ONLY person to ever hit a home run in the MLB and score a touchdown in the NFL in the same week... you have to give up certain hopes and dreams... for instance, having a husband that will actually get his own beer from the refrigerator... ever.

I do find the title "Prime Time Love" a bit off of the mark for a show about Deion Sander's dysfunctional marriage. Why not "Half hour of power with Neon Deion", or if you're after the classic theater buff demographic, how about "Deion and Pilar Sanders: A tragic comedy", and the opening credits could feature Deion and equally ridiculous spouse Pilar wearing the tragedy and comedy masks. It certainly isn't any more off the mark than the premise of the show in the first place.

Dave Grohl also likes to light things on fire

-Tom

Well done... but it'll never stack up to this one

Enjoi (pronounced en-hwaugh)

Cause sometimes the News should be funny.

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To Follow the Previous. Titled: NOTRE DAME ARCHITECTURE

It's Tuesday....gone fishing.

I had friends on that Death Star...

Little Star Wars for your Case of the Mondays.

Considering a Career Change?

Just in case Monday morning is getting the best of you, I thought you should all know that other opportunities are out there...

Bacon? Put some pants on first.

HAAAAAAAaaaaaaah!

I was on location for TUJP at Driehaus this year and have some good news to report. Ester was there and looking pleasantly emaciated. She mentioned longing for a guy named Phil. Not sure who that could be. Driehaus was unfortunately not in rare form this year. I only counted the laugh once. We also were sadly unable to stay for story-time until 3 am because they closed the bars at 12:30. Never fear, though, the fifth year class kept the party going at a bar nearby and to top it all off, John Torti came too and paid for everyone's drinks... even mine. That's the kind of dedication to architecture we're looking for.

Oh, and one more thing. An old friend of the Juice Party was there and he even brought along a certain wealthy client who has lately been building a 'Buddha Garden'. That's right, Jose said that if we're ever looking for work in Portugal, we should give him a call:


-Mr. The Mountain

FRIDAY THREAT DOWN

The Number One threat to America is...

BEARS









Tombstone reads:
Here Lies James Mcaffrey
Loving Husband

Beloved Father

Killed by a Mother F*cking Polar Bear!


God I'm bored...

Listen all of ya'll......

It's a sabotage!!

If you don't laugh at this, really, loud enough that it disturbs anyone within earshot, I'm convinced you don't have a soul.

-Blenk

Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, tie game......

Nats win! Nats win!

Thanks to Ryan Zimmerman, a very chilly March night made for a a story book franchise opening night in a brand new ballpark...glad we could make it.

Roll Call

I'm preparing a special treat for the Blue-Gold game... and I need a reliable list of who is/isn't going to be there. So.... um.... speak up.

In the interim, some tailgating themed entertainment...