this is possibly my favorite picture of all time. i hope you guys enjoy it as much as i do.

and these girls..the one on the left is our receptionist...and the right is an admin at the firm.

heres to you mr. grannan. i hope your children are as proud of you one day as we are now.

Southwest wouldn't let you wear that

So this morning I was on the balcony doing what I always do at 8:30 in the morning... Avoiding work while finishing my morning coffee and simultaneously watching the vacation crowd jog off their hangovers, when I discovered the latest trend in women's fashion.

I present to you, the jogging skirt:



I am still searching for the male equivalent to this item of clothing, for I too have been plagued by a lack of formality in my workout attire. If any of you have a line on a nice quality pair of running slacks or Saucony wing-tips, I'm sick of feeling under dressed when I cruise by a bounce-walker in one of my old SYR T-shirts.

I Remeber a time when Rough Ryders stood for something.

So I forgot to post this article I read a little over a week ago. Props to HolyTaco.com for even bringing it to my attention...being that I don't often catch XXL magazine.

"Hey who's that white guy wastin' my flava?"

Recently DMX was interviewed by XXL Magazine. Apparently Rough Rider 1 has been just too busy pulling kick ass wheelies on his atv while blaring Aretha Franklin to follow recent world news. No? Doesn't sound right? Maybe he was too busy eating a really really good peanut butter and banana sandwhich? Most likely he has been living under a rock, stopping by to visit his career before coming back to lay down possibly the single best commentary ever written about this years looming elections.

From HolyTaco.com : "(Warning: You are about to read the greatest interview of all time.)"

XXL Magazine: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the f*** is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the f***?! That ain’t no f***in’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*** outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the f***, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f***in’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your f***in’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

I hope everyone here found that to be as engaging as I did. I mean, honestly, they say rap music has been a player in the destruction of our youth. But I wash my hands of this and see no harm.

- Blenk

I'm quitting architecture

I've been recruited by another industry, and this is just too good of a deal to pass up. Sorry suckers... have fun at your drafting tables.

Profile of the Company

Our company, now with its headquarters based in Hong Kong, is a group of dynamic and enterprising individuals that work on providing services in processing transactions for everyone in all parts of the world. The company that continues to grow and expand has now started opening other business centers particularly in the other parts of Europe, Middle East, and all regions of the Asia Pacific. Very soon, to gain more market competitiveness, the expansion shall reach the United States areas.

While the company is working on the federal permits and licenses requigreen for a foreign company to operate, the South-Asian Board of Directors have reached the decision of doing the job in some other ways. The company is looking for a partnership with individuals as doing the business this way does not require any license to engage on it. Looking positively on this perspective, our company is inviting trusted and dependable persons, preferably on a long-term basis, to become part of our growing business. Opportunity details will be discussed during the process of application.

For those interested, the following are the basic requirements:

1. US Citizens and/or residents of the state.
2. Should not be below 21 years of age
3. Can dedicate at least 2-3 work hours/week
4. With a working e-mail address and a telephone access
5. Should have a healthy checking bank account.

Successful applicants will be responsible to the following:

1. Receive funds or either from our company or from our partners to his bank account as approved by the Manager
2. Make necessary processing of funds in accordance to our company needs.
3. Create records of transactions and report the details of the same to the Manager.

For those who qualify, the following shall be observed:

* A profit not below USD $50,000 per annum will be taken home. Your wage will be received on a weekly basis or for every successful transaction made. The company encourages that payment shall be made in any of the following methods:

1. Personal /corporate checks, money orders, cashier checks.
2. Wire Transfers.
3. PayPal.

* Pay shall be made once a confirmation of the availability of funds and transaction processing is ready.
* As a rule, the company shall start with one transaction only. This is done to develop the trust, first between both parties. Initially after the first transfer has been made, you can express your intent to process more transactions and the company shall formulate individual transfer schedule.

* Detailed transaction instructions shall be e-mailed to you.

Fill the contact form

Privacy Policy
The company adheres to the policy of confidentiality of all personal information and documents that you provided. Rest assured that it will not be in any way be sold, reused, disclosed, or re-fabricated! Note: The company website is using tracking cookies to provide better functionality to our users.

My favorite part is the use of the word "requigreen". That's how you know this is a lucrative offer. Anytime "green" randomly inserts itself within other words, its a surefire indication of millions to be made.

A Candidate for Change

-They'll Say, "Can you Transform??"
-And He'll Say, "Yes I CAN"

Irony is when you buy a suit with two pairs of pants, and then burn a hole in the jacket.

Now when you google "Andrew Floro" one of the top results is the blog post where Andrew talks about googling himself. I find the irony delightful.

So I was googling myself last night when...

I found this...and just to let you know this is no joke. I was bored, and I googled myself.

I found Bizarro Andrew

Andrew Floro (Head Black Belt Instructor-Taekwondo) Mr. Andrew Floro, a younger brother to Master Mariano Floro, is the Head Fulltime Black Belt Instructor promoted by Grandmaster Shin with a prestigious Kukkiwon certification from the World Taekwondo Headquarters. He is also certified as an AAU Coach in Taekwondo.

Mr. Floro began his martial arts training with Grandmaster Shin over 18 years ago in St. Louis, Missouri. He has had extensive training in practical, unarmed self-defense methods and specializes in several martial art forms, including Taekwondo, Judo and Hapkido.

Mr. Floro's expertise lies in the disciplined perfection of traditional taekwondo techniques developed through years of rigorous training under Grandmaster Shin's strict instruction. He has won numerous local and state Taekwondo championships, including the AAU Kentucky State Championships and won a Silver Medal at the AAU Taekwondo National Championships.

Mr. Floro graduated from the Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University-Satellite Program with an Aeronautical Science Degree and a CIS minor. He plans to continue to compete in Olympic Taekwondo Sparring, and is pursuing a military career in aviation.

With his special knowledge of several martial art forms and dedication to excellence, the Academy welcomes Mr. Floro's innovative vision and leadership

So there is an Andrew Floro out there that shares an affinity for flying, the military, and of all things martial arts.

Oh and also THE Unlimited Juice Party came up on Google with my name

I am the REAL Andrew Floro


Stay classy gents and don't mind the rambling...

The Dungeon

just so you know.
arkies are still gathering in the dungeon and the tables are being put to good use.

photo credit: daniel morales

IT'S MONDAY !

Coke: Let's do some.

Even though it's friday, stay on your A game

No slacking, or else....

time for a new picture....

time for a new picture...dont know how to do it. but i vote for a new one.

time for a new picture....

And on that note...

hi everyone

ok, so no one has said anything on here in a while.
and i would like to let everyone know that i am Client #8.
there i said it...i did it. i did her in the hotel down the road...a motel six. we did not leave the light on btw. i did her on the tv. we turned it on its side...and i did her.

ok, well now that all you know. u can do all you want to me...thats what she said.

I been spending hundreds since they had small faces

A message emailed to me at work today from Barrister Dan Eke (esq.)


Dear Friend,

It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a surprise. This
is because we have not met before but i am inspired to sending you
this email by the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual
benefit to the two of us. However, I am Barrister Dan Eke , the Personal Attorney to the late
Engr.Steve Moore a national of Isle in UK who used to work with
Shell Petroleum Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria. On the 21st of April
1996, my client, his wife And their three children were involved in a
Car accident along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.
Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident,
Since then I have made several inquiries to several Embassies to
locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved
unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts decided to
trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of
no avail, hence I contacted you. I contacted you to assist in repatriating
the money and property left behind by my client can easily convince
the bank with my legal practice that you are the only surviving relation
of my client. Otherwise the Estate he left behind will be confiscated
or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit was lodged.
Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at
about $27Million U.S Dollars(Twenty Seven Million U.S.America
Dollars).Consequently, The bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working
days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over
several years now seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin
of the deceased that the proceeds of this account valued at $27Million U.S
Dollars can be paid to your account and then you and me can share the
money thus:

1. You as the Originator of the Fund will take 50% of the transferable
Fund.
2. You as the Manager of the Fund will take 50% of the transferable
Fund.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any
claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable
us see this deal through. I guaranttee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the
law. Please get in touch with me by my email (daneke50@myway.com)
to enable us discuss further I will also appreciate that you forward to
me your information as requested below.

1,Your Name
2,House Address
3,Your Phone/Fax Number
4,Your Age and Gender
5,Your Occupation

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister Dan Eke (Esq).



Gettin' that monaayyy!

But you know it's like I always say, mo' money mo' problems right...

Steve Moore, my homie...rest in Peace!

DTF

anyone with me?
i think i want to PIIHB tonight...
ok well im out, time to make that happen with a 5'2" kindergarten teacher...

The (white) Man Inside Me...

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

check it out...if you don't get to read each one, which I highly recommend for a good laugh, at least read the titles

comment with all the numbers that apply

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ps: if I don't have the least amount from this list I am doing something seriously wrong

PSA: The Weekend of April 26th has been pronounced .....

The Official Unofficial caging of the sexual beast known as Patrick Grannan. After some careful deliberation, it was decided that the Officialy Unofficial Bachelor Party will be the weekend of April 26th due to the large influx of non DC residents into our nations capital all in the name of good times, good boos, and good friends. After painstaking considerations, it was determined such that, when 10 grown men attend a baseball game together, without a hint of lady friends near by...well, lets just say, we needed to have a good reason in our back pocket to throw at people who dared to question our greatness. And thus the Bachelor Party, nay I say Bachelor Weekend was born. So, by the power invested in Martin Nieve and Myself, I declare this The Weekend of Patrick!

No discussions or recounts of the Officialy Unofficial Pat Grannan Bachelor Extravaganza may be reproduced or recopied without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, Jimmy Eat World, or the fine ladies at Club Camelot. Thank you.

Happy Wednesday

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

-Jeff

Birbiglia

If you don't live in any of these towns, you should think about moving.

Sorry, Brad